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PANG ZHUANG YI
true enough. well, if i am not talking when you see me, it can only mean two things; either i am overwhelmed by someone or i am E M O ing.
temper is on the SUPERB extreme. try me if you do not believe in that.
if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then is an empty desk?
no wonder my desk is always flooded. =D
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Thursday, October 25, 2007 @ 1:02:00 AM
i thought this was funny. try it! haha. but we have no more lessons.
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.
(how?)2. Inflate a beach-ball and throw it around the room.
(omg. so fun!)3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
(i shall try!)5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count them.
(try finding the number of moles!)10. Plot revenge against someone.
(my favourite activity!)11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
(what if i die before end of O's?)13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.18. Run across the room, tap someone and say "You're it."
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
(telephone, weapon, embellishment, throw around and?)21. Start a wave.
(longitudinal or transverse?)22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmallows.24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.29. Do a quick tap dance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
(nicholas khoo?)35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
(snorts)39. Dig an escape tunnel. (the staff of ytss will love me a lot!)40. Announce your candidacy for President.
(and then?)